- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Pineapple.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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