- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

It says so on your cap.

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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