Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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