What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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gay pom...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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