- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

why is pie good. because it just is.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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