- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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