what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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wommmoaooammaaa

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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