A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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YES! EXACTLY!

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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FUCK THE JEWS

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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3 like an eel

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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The opposing forces behind all human beings is not light vs darkness, not good vs evil, but fear vs ' love. Whatever is overwhelmingly good for one person, is evil to many. Overwhelming darkness wont allow you to see. Overwhelming light will make you blind. You can never fear overwhelming love. You can never love overwhelming fear. These are the true polar opposites, part of all emotion that drive the human being.

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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