- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

so how about that irline food

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

New mission: refuse this mission

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

I agree

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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