- Anti Joke

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Knock, Knock Come in

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars