what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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Praise Paisley

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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