Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

I have a gay camel

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

i lost the game

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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