Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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