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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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