How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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