- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

no pun intended

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

i just wrote this so hard

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

wanna here a joke? you.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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