- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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