- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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