- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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