Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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Gingers.

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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