- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

Men

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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