- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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