- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

u suck

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Dyslexia ruels!

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Gay republicans

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