why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

ded on boomer and aodddan

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

a jew walks out of a furnace

kaite is dumb that is true

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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