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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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