- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

Barbara Streisand

why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

DEATH.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

baloney sandwich

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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