- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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