- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

i like men but im not gay

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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