- Anti Joke

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint