What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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Albert your flies undone.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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Who invented apple? God

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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