- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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