- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

Knock Knock. Who's there gun shot

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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