- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Ask me if im a tree? No

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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