What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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A jew enters a mall.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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What do you call a black man? Black

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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