- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

Womens rights

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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