What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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What did the DJ play at the disco? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill? Confused, mind bruised, it seeps out It seeps out, it seeps out Face down, home town looks so grey Looks so grey, looks so grey Convexed you bend, twist and shout Twist and shout, twist and shout Stand up brush off get moving Get moving, get moving What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) Face down, home town, face down, home town Face down, home town, it looks so grey (x4) What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/monster_lyrics_automatic_the.html All about Automatic The: http://www.musictory.com/music/Automatic+The

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What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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