- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

feminism

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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