- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Women's Rights

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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