- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

The latter three thousand pages of this website.

What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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