- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

your face

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Women's Rights

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Massie is a fatass

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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