This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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What's big and long? My dick.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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