Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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