- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

I'm 4 and what is this?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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