- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Knock Knock. Come in.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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