What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

guest what i love pancakes

John Cena

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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