what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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I am very humble.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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