Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

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3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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roses are red violets are blue

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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