What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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where is the world?

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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