If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

ded on boomer and aodddan

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

kaite is dumb that is true

what?

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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