Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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Women's rights.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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child labor

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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Knock knock Shut up

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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