- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

A midget walked under a bar.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

what's white and sticky semen

YOLO

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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