- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

How did th-A fridge.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

SUCK MY NUTS

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

Guess what? I like trains.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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