- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

you dint have to be a jew matt

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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