What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

Barbara Streisand

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

andrew wagner

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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