Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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