- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Obama lin Baden.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

vitamin c

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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