Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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