Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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Arrow in the Knee!

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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What's your guys names?

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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