Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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