Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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Burp

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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Bark I'm a tree

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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Anti Joke

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