Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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Knock knock Shut up

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Women's rights.

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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child labor

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Anti Joke

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