a black guy hates chicken.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. "Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. "That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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Vagina Boob

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how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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