"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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