Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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do you have a wife?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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woman's rights

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gay porn...

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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