Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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woman's rights

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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gay porn...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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