Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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