- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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