What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Vote this down and get DOXED

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Why was the gay guy sad?

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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