Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Wolfjob.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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