- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Logan's gay

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Chris Bosh's neck

Women's Rights

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

no really what are ur names?

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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