- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Lindsay Lohan

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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