- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Obamacare

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

it's funny because it's funny

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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