There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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