Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

religion

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What do you say to a rock? Meow

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

YOU

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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