A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Justin's life

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Black people having a Job.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

Bark I'm a tree

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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