why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

thomas!!!!

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

You know whats funny Aids

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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