- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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