What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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