whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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