Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

No soap radio

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

The Big Band Theory

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Carrot fingers

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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