Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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Your adopted.....

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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boobs.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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