A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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Burp

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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Bark I'm a tree

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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