Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Sarah Palin

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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