- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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