Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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Womens rights

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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Anti Joke

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