A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Wolfjob.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Your Mom

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

wanna here a good joke? me too.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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