- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

A seal walks into a club.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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