- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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