Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Women's Rights

your face

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Massie is a fatass

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

boobs.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...