- Anti Joke

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Rick Santorum 2012

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

What do 69 and carpets have in common ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????1?2?3?4?5?6?7?8?9?0?????????#???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????©®™????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Nothing

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

have safe sex

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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