My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

Dick Chaney

what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

26.5% of Americans are obese.

What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

A man walked into a bar and said ow.

What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

Women's rights.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

what the hell happened to your face

What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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