When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

The Big Band Theory

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

I like the color potato.

say it ten times fast: oh

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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