- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

masturbating on a tarc bus

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

penis. nuff said.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

don't read this

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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