Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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