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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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