- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

Good afternoon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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