- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Obama lin Baden.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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