If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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Top ten reasons Microsoft Doors is better than Microsoft Windows. 1. Easier to open. 2. Doors do not crash... Windows does! 3. Watching pron? Your mother around? JUST SLAM THAT SHlT ON HER FACE! 4. Saves power! (Its easier to just shut and open doors) 5. Doors are a lot easier to get trough than windows. 6. When windows wishes you welcome the first time you install it, you still cant wipe your damn feet on it! 7. Its easier to surf on the internet on top of doors than on windows. 8. While Windows is easy to hack because you can try codes forever, you can just buy a good lock on your door and shut it. 9.The sun glaring on your screen trough your windows? GET MICROSOFT DOORS! 10. I dare you make one, i live doing this shit. Capcom before. And special thanks to you! Thanks for playing! Capcom now: Fuck off thats not DLC paywall! its actual downloadable only content! Just pay 45 bucks to get all colors to all characters.... ...Downloading Allcolors 10kb

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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religion

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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