- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

The dewey decimal system

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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