Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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Yo Mama just died.

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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